Vote for Me!

Friends, Chinese, countrymen; lend me your ears. For too long now, we, the Chinese, have been indefinitely oppressed in this country. For decades, we have been the made the jokes of humanity, and our so-called 'weird' accents, skin tone and oriental names have become the punchline. Mention the name 'Wong', 'Lee' or even 'Chang' and an image of a yellow-skinned man with a big smile and small eyes comes to mind.

But in this new age, I, Kenneth Wong Ken Wai, intend to change the stereotype given to us by the majority.

These are unquestionably difficult times, both for the economy and The Brotherhood. The people have been oppressed; kept in the dark by emotional blackmail and unfair stereotyping. But starting today, all that will change. No more will humanity look upon the Chinese people with pity and loathe; rather, they will look upon us with respect and awe. No more will humanity look at us with the words 'Asian' or 'chink' disdainfully resting on their lips. They will look upon us as a proud race. A united race. A sexy race.

Vote for me as the sexiest Brotherhood member. Show the world that we, the Chinese, too, can be sexy. Unlike Isaac, whom obviously had his brother (Gavin, I presume?) write his speech, I actually deserve the title.

Vote for a change.

Ken; Sexy Chinese